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— Sione Taufa Vaki (@sione_vaki) December 9, 2023

WHY ARE YOU YELLING?

He’s sticking around for the bowl game.

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— Bryson Barnes (@bryson_barnes10) December 4, 2023

Where are you seeing that? It’s not on their site, Twitter feed, or the feeds of any of their reporters.

Not that I necessarily doubt it, but I’m not seeing anything but vague rumors from random dudes.

Good luck. Most people online appear to just giving their tix away right now. Not much demand for today’s game, I’m afraid.

As with any fan base it’s 95% normal fans and 5% extremely loud, obnoxious, a-holes.

From what I’ve seen, Utah’s fanbase is no different. Unfortunately our 5% are REALLY loud, REALLY obnoxious, and REALLY a-holes. There’s quite a few always-online Utah fans who are absolute cringey morons, and they are sadly the first and only impression many…[Read more]

I’m not sure they get to bowl eligibility. Their last three games are Iowa State, Oklahoma, and Ok State.

Either way, I certainly hope we would get a better opponent than the Zoobs.

The Milford Menace

I feel like the majority if not all the drama surrounding the team is fan made.

Seriously.

I see less unfounded gossip from my middle school daughter and her friends than I do here.

In the post-game, Whit said Pittman is done for the year because he’s having surgery right away. Said he thought the surgery would be tomorrow.

So maybe we can just collectively stop with the drama nonsense?

You don’t care so much you made a topic about it.

Basketball’s not really my thing, but if others enjoy it, good on ya. My 14-year-old daughter thinks it’s pretty rad.

Alex is the Utah GOAT.

How is this even a question?

::golf clap::

Right now, I’d rank the P12 as:

1. Washington (look unstoppable)
2. Oregon (OR and WA are probably 1a and 1b, tbh)
3. Utah (elite defense, lackluster offense)
4. USC (elite offense, lackluster defense)
5. Wazzu (solid team, slight edge after last night)
6. Oregon State (gonna be really tough)
7. UCLA (talent and speed, will be i…[Read more]

That is certainly…a ranking.

I couldn’t stand Deion as an arrogant, self-absorbed, showboating player, and I find that I like him even less now that he’s an arrogant, self-absorbed, showboating coach. Funny thing is, I actually had a real soft spot for CU before he got there. Now, not so much.

Maybe I’ll be proven wrong and Deion proves to be the next coming of Bear Bryan…[Read more]

I’m sick of him already.

Four of those were bowl games and the other one was an away game where the other team had the largest opening game crowd in its history.

And…?

To be fair, Utah is 0-5 in our last 5 P5 non-conference games (Florida, Penn St., Ohio State, Texas, Northwestern).

It’d be nice if we picked up a couple wins in that column this year.

Jerkoffs like this don’t help.

Now that we are the top dog in the Big12 we need to lay out some ground rules:

-We aren’t happy about being here either, but we’re happy to beat the shit of you while we are
-BYU, Cincy, UCF, and whatever that fourth school was are second rate Big12 members who can suck it
-Utah…

— Dwight SchrUTE 🌹🌹 (@DwightSchru_UTE) August 5, 2023