The Miami Ute

You know what, I could be wrong, but I’m starting to get the feeling that there might be a nasty divorce brewing…I can’t imagine saying stuff like what he did last night without something going on behind the scenes. At this point, it’s become patently obvious that Utah and the Big XII aren’t very well suited for each other.

I thought about that, but how? Harlan isn’t an employee of the Big XII but of the University of Utah. Where’s the enforcement mechanism?

Why? To make your path to the CCG easier? Worry about your own team. It has more than enough in its plate.

Tony, last night and today have been an education for me. Up to this point in my life, I’ve been BYU agnostic, since I personally didn’t really have any real history with them. However, I now know why so many Utah fans utterly despise BYU and some of their fans. They remind me of the way the Romans described barbarians…childish, boorish,…[Read more]

In the words of those esteemed poets known as Motley Crue:
Girl, don’t go away mad
Girl, just go away
Girl, don’t go away mad
Now, girl, just go away

It doesn’t matter how much money you have but who does the shopping.

Bro, listen, I don’t give a shit. I’m a University of Miami grad, I’m not LDS, I’m not originally from Utah, and BYU is just another regional, small time team to me. You won last night? Great. Enjoy your day in the sun because your project, if you can call it that, is not feasible in the long run. Gus Malzahn once won a national championship…[Read more]

Fo’ Shizzle My Nizzle…

LOL…so, are you saying that they’re all pre-season All-Americans?

I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desart.[d] Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked…[Read more]

That particular game versus Arizona was just ridiculous…I mean, it was like watching the 70s Oakland Raiders with Jack Tatum and George Atkinson play “bump and run” molesting receivers throughout their route…

No, that was a 1PM local kickoff…The last Colorado vs Utah game in Boulder started at 12PM as well.

Are all BYU fans as delusional as you? Your posts are a perfect example of what I was referring to with the BYU fanbase. Where do you get the cojones to go to another team’s website and say crap “well, I’d take blank team over you”…like, you think I, or anyone else here, give a shit about your sophomoric plans for Utah’s future? I now fully…[Read more]

Oh OK Matt…thanks for bringing that up…please inform us in which game during the Utah 2008 football season did the Utes receive a handout from the refs to win? I’m not talking about a close game, I’m talking about a game where if an official doesn’t intervene, Utah loses. I’ll wait…

Exactly…can anyone remember a time where Utah kicked off so early in the day?

Are you familiar with the concept of times zones and that 12PM on the East Coast isn’t the same everywhere in the country? I don’t know why it’s so hard for you to understand that a football game starting at 9 or 10 AM on a Saturday is something out of the mainstream.

They’re not winning shit. Even if they somehow make it to the CFP, they’re going to be boatraced by whomever they play. Just ask yourself this, looking at their roster, is their someone, anyone, that jumps out at you as a player that you have to have? The football Gods are very fickle, and the season still has three games on the calendar. BYU…[Read more]

I’ve only been to three events versus BYU. These are the 2005 football game in Provo, the basketball game last season, and then last night’s game. At the 2005 game, I was new to Utah and really had no opinion, good or bad, towards BYU. That pretty much remained the same way as Utah joined the PAC and left BYU behind. That opinion started to…[Read more]