The Miami Ute

Hey Dolly, why don’t you go make me a sandwich…I’m hungry…

Have you ever been to Florida? I know I’m going to get flamed for this, but that’s a mighty powerful comment coming from a guy in Utah, the state with the least diversity in the entire Union and a state that a lot of my friends think is comparable to Iran due to the influence of a certain religious group.

Kind of reminds me of my little brother…when we were growing up, he’d have a different favorite football team every NFL season…it all depended on the record…

In my view, Krindorr is the most analytic of all BYU fans that post here…

I’m not sure Retzlaff would do any better than guys like Rose or Isaac in this offense. Rose, for example has a better arm and wheels than Retzlaff. Remember that Utah under Whitt is where QBs go to die…

I’m a Miami fan and I agree with you that Miami should have three losses this season. I still can’t understand how the refs overturned Va Tech’s last gasp TD pass when none of the replays showed conclusive evidence that Tech’s receiver had not caught the ball. At that game, the announcers started talking not about conclusive evidence but…[Read more]

Not to mention being able to drive to LA for a game and then beating them in the Coliseum…priceless…nothing in the Big 12 will ever be able to replace that for me.

LOL…you wrote that without a trace of irony showing…well done…

I follow USC football on YouTube and there’s only one reason why Lincoln Riley still has a job…his massive contract and the gargantuan buy-out USC would have to swallow if they canned him. It’s that simple. The team has regressed every season since he arrived and just like at Oklahoma, where he stopped making the CFP when Bob Stoops’ recruits…[Read more]

That’s a no…but only because FSU gave Mike Norville one of the longest and financially biggest extensions in the history of college football this past offseason. If they were to fire him after this season, they’d be on the hook for around $80M…even they wouldn’t be able to swallow such a large amount.

Funny how a slight whiff of success after a long period of failure turns some fan bases into raving idiots. I mean, you’d think Colorado fans would know that the entirety of their success is based on one single point of failure, that’s Deion Sanders, and that his expiration date is essentially this season. I know, and all of my Florida homies…[Read more]

Here’s the rule:

Yes, there can be contact with a wide receiver (WR) within five yards of the line of scrimmage in NCAA football, as long as it’s within the rules:

Eligible receivers: Defenders can legally block eligible receivers beyond the line of scrimmage until the pass is thrown. Once the receiver is on the same yard line or beyond the…[Read more]

A FG? Utah has a golden chance to return the failed 2 PT conversion for two points. That probably would have been enough to win it.

OK Ted…my apologies…you’re a stand-up guy.

Speak of the devil, and he appears…

He needs to move on but I doubt he will and I can think of 20 million reasons why he’ll stay. But. as I’ve said many times, it’s better to jump before you’re pushed. It would be really sad if his legacy was drastically tarnished by his staying too long at the job. But, at the end of the day, he holds all of the cards so it’s really up to him…[Read more]

It would have been over on Saturday night but for TDS fans like Ted Lasso and Matt parachuting in here every couple of hours to continually stir the pot. Personally, I’ve never been to or posted on a BYU board but they feel it’s OK to come to hostile territory and start arguments. Simple as that…Many people here have been telling them…[Read more]

Well, the Devil went down to Utah
He was lookin’ for a soul to steal
He was in a bind ’cause he was way behind
And he was willing to make a deal
When he came across this old man
Watching some film tape and getting hot
And the Devil jumped up on a hickory stump
And said “Man, let me tell you what”

If that’s true, then Utah got ripped off…no way, no how I even consider a deal unless it comes with multiple national championships attached and eternal blue blood status. I would also have asked he who shall remain nameless to make the PAC eternal…so if that deal was made, then he’s laughing all the way to the bank.

Oh no…we definitely know what should have happened. That’s a sack on Retzlaff and an Utah win. At the end of the day, all BYU did is postpone irrelevance for one more week. Your program reminds me of those mediocre boxers who only fought palookas so they could have an undefeated record when they faced Tyson for box office purposes but then get…[Read more]